you spend most of your time?
A. Rearranging your hair, taking artsy angled photos of yrself
B. Browsing pitchforkmedia.com
C. Rearranging your record collection/sitting on your butt
D. Writing angsty poetry, blah, blah, blah...
E. Fixing your hair, shopping at thrift stores.
So, I figure... go with the true answer right.
I browse pitchforkmedia.
It's not as if I plan my weekly record purchases from their site (no, that would be from either other music and/or neptune records weekly e-mails, places that are probably deemed far more pretentious than pitchfork... but I digress...) and while some of their reviewers are kinda pretentious (what critic isn't? ...) they're usually spot on with their music news and gossip. So hey, there I am.
I mean, I have my record collection in order.
It doesn't need any "re-organization." Maybe I need to file things away... but lets be honest the only real way to "organize" your collection is by alphabetical order. Maybe if you're really anal (which I have been accused of) you add to the above by organizing each artist's albums by release date. But DEFINITELY none of this, (and forgive me Nick Hornby and more importantly John Cussack) organized by ex-girlfriends or music education progression bullshit. I mean seriously TRY FINDING ANYTHING!!
So, I answered B.
you are a pretentious indie asshole. you piss off
everybody but other pretentious indie assholes.
you suck extremely hard and only listen to
stuff on pitchfork media. fuck you.
what type of lame scenester are you?
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Whatever..., I don't try to pass myself off as knowing anything about Still Life or Indian Summer. I don't pretend that I wear anything but tshirts and jeans. I will freely admit to standing around nodding at shows (definitely no "hardcore dance" for me,) and keep my mouth shut...
and I'm lumped in with Connor Oberst loving motherfuckers...
I gave his last album a chance, but puh - leeeze...
On side 1 of LP2, (or answer C) :
When I pretend that I have a sick, dead-end relationship with my record collection and obviously too much time on my hands.
you are either a record nerd or not a scenester at
all. you are the coolest of the bunch. bravo,
dude.
what type of lame scenester are you?
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*grrrrrrrrr*
I need to make me some motherfucking quizzes...
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