I'm a simple man...

shit, piss, fart, and dick jokes get me everytime...

not the ones on morning FM radio, but rather the ones told amongst gender mixed friends while sipping martinis.

Oh, and please join my new special interest group:

PERA - People for the Equality in Restroom Accommodations

We will fight for your rights as a human being to have your simple needs in restroom accommodations met; including but not limited to the following:

* stall doors on both men and women's facilities
* minimum height and width requirements for stalls, doors, and dividers
* the outlawing of trough-like urinals at large sports arena settings
* the outlawing of questionable methods such as: "hovering," "muting," or "padding"
* the lawful implementation of restroom technicians in high traffic restrooms to monitor levels of cleanliness, usage flow, and efficiency.
* New restroom laws including strict enforcement of common courtesy issues including: paper usage and waste, flushing - both as a courtesy and a rule of completion for your restroom use, restroom conversation etiquette, restroom graffiti (including illustrated genitalia, potty-poetry, hand dryer defacing, and glory holes,) diarrhea and vomit issues, and new youth supervision requirements.
* the enforcement of new restroom laws of which punishments shall include, but not be limited to: unplugging, plunging, and scrubbing.